Primal Hardwere

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Primal Hardwere is a fantasy sex toy company founded in January of 2013. Primal Hardwere is a U.S. owned company based out of New Hampshire. They offer a wide variety of products including some more uncommon options such as ovipositors, inflatables and extra long tentacles.

Products are offered made to order through each models' store page. Ready made products are not offered.

Products

Insertables

Bed Bug Ovipositor

Big Bad Wolf Inflatable

Blip Ovipositor

Bork Ovipositor

Brogoth Ovipositor

Cassius the Werewolf Inflatable

Clyde the Horse

Clyde the Horse Ovipositor

Fathom the Tentacle

Fluffer the Fox

Fluffer the Fox Inflatable

Forked Thick Tongue

G'lorp Ovipositor

Growler the Werewolf

Growler the Werewolf Inflatable

Krubera Ovipositor

Little Sacrifice

Manny the Human

Neighsayer

Pecker the Chicken

Pedro the Cactus

Pride the Big Cat

Puffer the Fish Inflatable Plug

Richter the Dragon Inflatable

Rufus the Werewolf Inflatable

Shokushu the Tentacle

Spelunker the Tentacle

Splorch Ovipositor

Squick Ovipositor

Standard Tongue

Thick Tongue

Thicket the Deer Dragon

Tonguetacle

Widget Inflatable

Penetrables

Aspen the Werewolf

Barley the Bunny

Brutus's Werewolf Butt

Brutus's Werewolf Maw

Bunny Buns

Cock Sock

Cocking Tube

Molly the Bearded Clam (Retired)

Peanut Butter Jar

Petunia the Tentacle

Rock Bottom

Wereables

Big Bad Wolf Wereable

Clyde the Horse Wereable

Fluffer the Fox Wereable

Growler the Werewolf Wereable

Little Prick

Neighsayer Wereable

Pride the Big Cat Wereable

Spelunker the Tentacle Wereable

Everything Else

60ml Syringe

Bulldog Harness

Clean Stream Cleanse Toy Cleaner (8oz)

Cock Ring

Cock Ring Accessory

Collar

Deluxe Harness

Dominant Wolf Hood

Double Harness

Egg Insertion Tool

Fisticuffs

Full Harness

Gun Oil H2O

Gun Oil Silicone Lube

Gun Oil Toy 3.3oz

Half Pig Mask

Half Pup Mask

Hind Flayer

Horse Gag

Inflation Bulb

Knot Gag

Larger Single-Egg Mold

Medium Egg Mold

Medium Egg Mold (Round Eggs)

Old-Style Medium Egg Mold (Retired)

Panther Hood

Pink Water

Pup Tail

Sampler (Retired)

Shirt

Slippery Stuff Extra Gentle Gel (4oz)

Slippery Stuff Gel

Slippery Stuff Liquid

Smaller Egg Mold

Strap on Harness

Strap on Harness Ring

The Man Handle

The Tail Light

Toy Cleaner/Shiner 1.7oz

Trustex Unlubed Condoms

Wereable Insert

Wereable Insert Skinny

X Harness

Silicone Hardness Values

Silicone firmness is measured using the Shore Durometer test, giving us the "Shore Value" for a given material. This value consists of the scale used and the value measured. Most silicone intended for bodily use will be on the 00 scale. For reference, chewing gum is 00-20.

The below table lists the available options offered by Primal Hardwere when selecting a toy's firmness matched up with the reported Shore Value. This information may be out of date and should only be used as reference. Always confirm with a maker's store page, or if the value isn't listed, contact support for that maker.

Primal Hardwere notes that since all silicone products are hand made there will always be some variation in the final shore value of any single product.

Primal Hardwere
Firmness Values

Firmness Option	Shore Value
Soft	00-34 - 00-38
Medium	A-0 - A-2
Firm	A-3 - A-5
Wearables	00-31 - 00-34
Ovipositors	00-30 - 00-34
Penetrables	00-19 - 00-21

Information

Promotions

Primal Hardwere does not appear to run any special promotions or news letters.

Awards

G'lorp Ovipositor was nominated for the 2018 Alt Porn Awards