John the Marine (Retired)

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Name	John
Store Page	N/A
Release Date

John is a human themed insertable by Bad-Dragon. John features a domed head that crests into a straight shaft. The shaft is thickest near the top and narrows towards the bottom. The shaft connects to a mounded base with balls designed to appear wrapped in future tech armor.

John is a reference to the 2016 game Doom by ID Software and Bathesda.

Sizing and Dimensions

John was available in Mini, Small, Medium, Large and Extra Large. The below centimeter dimensions were not provided by the maker, and were calculated from the provided inch measurements.

WARNING! All sizing data is for reference only! Consult the maker's page for up to date dimensions. Missing data may have been calculated from existing data, and may be incorrect!

Sizes (Inches)

Dimensions	Mini	Small	Medium	Large	XL
Head Diameter	1.77	2.34	2.78	3.30	3.80
Shaft Diameter	1.70	2.28	2.70	3.23	3.73
Base Diameter	1.71	2.28	2.76	3.29	3.73
Head Circumference	5.45	7.20	8.45	10.16	12.00
Shaft Circumference	5.16	6.85	8.00	9.50	11.34
Base Circumference	5.00	6.75	8.00	9.37	11.50
Usable Length	4.75	6.00	7.50	9.00	10.50
Total Length	5.75	7.50	10.50	12.00	14.00

Sizes (Centimeters)

Dimensions	Mini	Small	Medium	Large	XL
Head Diameter	4.50	5.94	7.06	8.38	9.65
Shaft Diameter	4.32	5.79	6.86	8.20	9.47
Base Diameter	4.34	5.79	7.01	8.36	9.47
Head Circumference	13.84	18.29	21.46	25.81	30.48
Shaft Circumference	13.11	17.40	20.32	24.13	28.80
Base Circumference	12.70	17.15	20.32	23.80	29.21
Usable Length	12.07	15.24	19.05	22.86	26.67
Total Length	14.61	19.05	26.67	30.48	35.56

Information

Color Options

Bad Dragon offers a wide variety of preset color options, a "Surprise Me" option, a Custom color wheel selector, as well as a Natural and a Signature coloration. Natural is described as "A Metallic Bronzen shaft with a camoflauge base of Gun Metal Grey with green iridescent and Metallic Forest Green". Signature is described as "A 3 color arctic camouflage featuring a Snowy White with Blue glow, a Sparkling Light Grey with an Aqua Glow and a Dark Grey with hints of Gold and a Green Glow".

Note, when selecting certain specialty colorations, the Mini size becomes unavailable during custom order configuration.

Firmness and Features

The below feature list is taken from the maker's shop, but may be out of date. Always consult the maker's store page for the most up to date information on a product.

Features

Features	Mini	Small	Medium	Large	Extra Large
Cumtube	Yes	Yes	Yes	Yes	Yes
Suction Cup	No	No	No	No	No
Cumtube and Suction Cup	No	No	No	No	No
Dragon Mount	No	No	No	No	No

Firmness

Firmness	Mini	Small	Medium	Large	Extra Large
Soft	Yes	Yes	Yes	Yes	Yes
Medium	Yes	Yes	Yes	Yes	Yes
Firm	Yes	Yes	Yes	Yes	No
Soft Shaft Firm Base	Yes*	Yes*	Yes*	Yes*	Yes*
Medium Shaft Firm Base	Yes*	Yes*	Yes*	Yes*	Yes*

*Split Firmness only available on split colorations.